37 D&D Memes for Every Alignment (Even the Reluctant Goody-Two-Shoes)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jan 10, 2025 10:00 PM EST

There are two types of D&D players. First, you've got the chaotic murderhobos—the ones who see every NPC as either an XP farm or an opportunity to steal something shiny. They thrive on mayhem, and honestly, they're having the time of their lives. And then there's players like me.

I can't do it. I just can't. Every time our group comes up with some morally dubious scheme—like distracting a shopkeeper so the rogue can rob him blind—I'm the one thinking, "But what if he has a family to feed?" Or when we capture some goblin and everyone suggests we let him go just to follow him back to his village and wipe it out, I'm like, "No! He's learned his lesson!"

I'm not trying to be a wet blanket, but I just can't detach my own alignment from that of my character. My party's out here burning down villages, and I'm over here wondering if the goblin's family will miss him. And you know what? It kinda sucks.

These 37 D&D memes capture the chaos, the drama, and the hilarity of life around the table—whether you're a murderhobo or a reluctant moral compass.

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  • 01
    When I started playing Dungeons & Dragons Me one year later.
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  • 02
    bailey @sskyeh D&D item: twin brass knuckles named Thoughts & Prayers that deal psychic and radiant damage respectively 10/8/17, 11:25 AM
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  • 03
    MY LIST MY PLANS MY DICE IMIKE ARSON 2019
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    When the bard learns fireball
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    ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STOP BUYING DICE O LEVEL UP DICE www.levelupdice.net
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  • 06
    HIT HIM WITH YOUR CROSSBOW STEVE!
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    BARBARIAN WIZARD FIREBALL!! AAARGH OH DEAR ME LOOKS LIKE I'M OUT OF SPELLS OH WELL TIME TO SHOW YOU LADS HOW WE DID THINGS BACK IN MY OL' DAYS BY EDOWAADO *RIIIIIIIP
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  • 08
    ALRIGHT, WHO GAVE THE BABY A GUN? FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, PEOPLE... WE'RE A SWORD FAMILY. D
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  • 09
    - 3 sexy goblin? sexy Cory + Rower centric tonight. Vana amagic?
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  • 10
    Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts? Someone: Did the Internet tell you that? Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips. Source: king-nerdlord 32,303 notes >> DP
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    Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what? ifunny.co
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    DrSinBin @DrSinBin I now have a mental image of a dragon delicately scooping a D&D party into a large glass cup and carefully letting them go outside while it's spouse is disparagingly saying "oh just squish them" and then the first dragon is like "no they're good for getting rid of other pests". The Tell-Tale Hoort @SevenCubed. Sep 25 Dragon: oh! Jeez I didn't even see this thing here HAY CORA? BE COOL we have an adventurer in here! Adventurer: Perish, cruel worm! (Stab) Dragon: haha oh it's bi
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  • 13
    How to spot a Dragon using an illusion spell.
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    DM: roll perception Player: *rolls a 4* DM: Ok, so you dont see all the... never mind Player: The WHAT
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    YOU'RE SAYING YOUR PALADIN KEEPS VEERING TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND ATTACKING INNOCENTS? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD THE ALIGNMENT CHECKED? Femegenerator.net
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    Maps FUOT Paper props Random encounters IS Allies Enemies Magic Items PCs Equipment tracking Plot Hooks CARAV First session notes Dragons? Eighth session notes ifunny.co
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  • 17
    Life of the Party: Into the Dungeon by Travis Hanson AWWW LOOK, HE JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE. THANSON 2019.
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  • 18
    1 Why are barbarians the most popular D&D class? Because they are ALL THE RAGE.
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    I am a big fan of this sword! Can I have it for free? Please? (No. No. I want to use persuasion! Please? Sure. No. Knock yourself out. 2 Here we go! I see this as an absolute win! Grfgli rfcw emr rfcyjgyq rfyr wms'tc zccl jgtgle slbcp! @hiadventurecast o
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  • 20
    dexteritysavingthrow A tiefling rogue, or a thiefling, if you will, dexteritysavingthrow A tiefling barbarian, or a beefling, if you will, miss-nerdalots A tiefling druid, or a leafling, if you will the-not-so-great-depession A tiefling divination wizard, or a seefling, if you will, dexteritysavingthrow A devout tiefling cleric, or a beliefling, if you will,
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  • 21
    Friend: Why do you prefer to be the DM instead of one of the players? Me: First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people.
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  • 22
    ME: I PLAY D&D COWORKER: WHAT'S THAT? ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY 172
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  • 23
    WHEN YOU ARE A COOL RACE BUT FURRIES RUINED YOU FOR EVERYONE ELSE ingilp.com *SAD TABAXI NOISES
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  • 24
    Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of course....why?" Wizard's Familiar: The Misen Memedroid
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  • 25
    "You really think this is a smart idea?" "Nope." "Good. I'd be concerned if you did."
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  • 26
    Know your dice bags These bags are for my dice. This is the bag for my really pretty dice. This bag protects the dice set love the most And this...this is the bag for the dice that have BETRAYED me This bag holds my other, smaller bags. Don't judge. They will never see the light of day again.
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  • 27
    Player: Did I pass the save? DM: *Hands player core rulebook* Player: Do you need me to look up something? DM: You're not lookin for anything, you're building character
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  • 28
    R WHO THE PARTY-THINKS THEY ARE imgflip.com R WHO THEY ACTUALLY ARE
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  • 29
    WHEN U A WIZARD BUT GET A NAT 20 ON UR STRENGTH CHECK
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  • 30
    фото Андрея Высоколова thedreadpiratejames knight: rides into battle without helmet everyone: gives him strange looks knight: "kitty was sleeping in it" everyone: nods in agreement
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  • 31
    CONSIDER THAT THE PURPOSE OF SPINES IS TO DEFEND A CREATURE AGAINST PREDATORS. OFTEN, THE PREDATORS OF THE SPINED CREATURE ARE BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE CREATURE INTO THEIR MOUTHS. THE TARRASQUE IS HEAVILY SPINED
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  • 32
    When your players start calling unnatural 20s "flaccid 20's"
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  • 33
    DM: I need everyone to make me a dexterity saving throw ... [LOW, HALF-HEARTED BITCHING] DM:...At disadvantage because you're all drunk. LOUD, FULL-HEARTED BITCHING]
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  • 34
    You're gonna multiclass rogue/druid? What does that look like?
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  • 35
    www.susangaddis.net "I challenge you to a duel!" "Very well. The weapon?" "Compliments." "A capital choice." "Thank you. 1-oh! I see you've dueled before!" @asmallfiction
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  • 36
    Cheezburger Image 10453058560
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    D&D Spells With One Letter Changed bleh VAMPIRIC COUCH ARCANE SOCK SPEAK WITH DAD CLAM EMOTIONS TASHA'S HIDDEOUS DAUGHTER O secret.goblin from u/kneef SUMMON LESSER DAMONS
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